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Crafty Gals Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beguiling Chips, bugmen, bully, Code Name Bakery, Crafty, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lurk before posting., Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Ode to Mild Winter, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a realm of blocky adventures! Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.

And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!

I Just Want A VR Game Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Bat, Combat, Entertainment, escape reality, FANTASY, First-Person, Fun, Game, Gaming, hitting things, immersive experience, Interactive, Minecraft, motion controller, Smashing, smp, stress relief, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world, vr game

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	799911	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can bash things with a bat to your heart’s content! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Bat Bashers gang, who roam the land wreaking havoc and causing chaos with their trusty bats. Join them if you dare!

2. We have a secret underground bat fighting arena where players can battle it out to see who is the ultimate bat bashing champion. Will you rise to the challenge?

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a bat who was cursed to roam the land forever. Can you find and defeat this spooky specter?

4. We have a bat-themed parkour course that will test your skills and reflexes as you jump and swing your way through obstacles. Can you conquer the course and claim the title of Parkour Bat Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready to bash some things with a bat in the most outrageous ways possible!

What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

#funnyroblox, BROOKHAVEN, crazy fan girl, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, Minecraft, my crazy fan girls, PLAYS, roblox, Server, techy, techyblox

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	86	Players Killed by Monsters:	7046
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Techy Plays is a technology enthusiast and content creator known for his video game reviews, tech tutorials, and product unboxings. With a passion for all things tech-related, Techy Plays has garnered a large following on various social media platforms. His engaging and informative content has established him as a go-to source for the latest in gaming and tech trends.

Blazeworld.gg

Blazeworld.gg, BUILD, Keys, Minecraft, RANK, Server, Survival

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

it is a Survival server where you can build whatever you want, we have the option to buy rank and buy keys inside the server

minecraftserver.apexmc.co:25642

No Contact Torture Minecraft Server

breakup advice, breakup counseling, breakup healing, breakup pain, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup therapy, Contact, Emotional healing, emotional pain, healing, healing after breakup, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, self growth, self love, self-care, Server, torture

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of the real world constantly bombarding you with texts, calls, and emails? Do you dream of a place where you can escape the constant barrage of communication and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and say goodbye to all forms of contact with the outside world. No more annoying notifications interrupting your gaming sessions. No more obligations to respond to messages from friends or family. Just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft fun!

Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget what it’s like to have a phone or computer in the first place. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow players who share your love for all things blocky?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate escape from the torture of constant contact. Trust us, you won’t miss those texts and calls once you’re mining for diamonds and exploring our crazy custom world.

Decline of Christianity Minecraft SMP

belief systems, Christianity, conservatism, culture, Decline, Democracy, Government, influence, Liberalism, Minecraft, morality, Politics, power, Religion, religious freedom, secularism, smp, social change, society, tradition, VALUES, Western world

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Magic Items Found:	2102
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ores Mined:	3612
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	New Chunks Explored:	554177

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate the treacherous waters of the Decline of Christianity in the Western world.

Forget about building farms and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be too busy dealing with political intrigue and power struggles. Will you join the faction of the Atheists who are trying to take over the server with their logic and reason? Or will you align yourself with the die-hard Christians who are fighting tooth and nail to keep their religion alive in a world that’s turning its back on them?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret society on the server that’s pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Are they trying to save Christianity or destroy it once and for all? Only time will tell as you navigate the murky waters of this Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

mc.ultrareal.xyz

Buy, Creative, Earn, KitPvP, mc, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Players, PvP, Server, Skywars, Streamers, Survival, ultracoins, ultrareal, XYZ

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

MC.ULTRAREAL.XYZ

This server is made For Streamers.

Earn ultracoins to buy stuff on the server and be better than other players

welcome to mc.ultrareal.xyz

mc.ultrareal.xyz

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

achromatopsia, animation, Anime, asian, bipolar tendencies, character design, color filters, Doujins, high-tier concept, humor, inbetweeners, Japanese voice actors, keyframe animators, LAUGH, loud, manchildren, Mangas, Maturity, Minecraft, monochromacy, Server, Spaghetti Westerns, Timing, Writing, writing school.

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6129	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Magic Items Found:	1243
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a spaghetti western!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our anime-inspired world will have you laughing at the lack of mouth animations and questionable character coloring choices. Plus, our Asian characters have more mood swings than a rollercoaster – it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids!

And don’t even get us started on the animation process – who needs keyframe animators when you have inbetweeners, am I right? It’s like watching a Picasso painting come to life, but with more confusion and less talent.

But wait, there’s more! Our doujins and mangas are so beautifully uncolored, you’ll swear you’re living in a black and white world. And our lack of writers? Who needs ’em when you have magic wizards shooting guns at each other for 20 minutes straight?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to facepalm more times than you can count – it’s all part of the fun!

/Mine/Laugh/ – Minecraft SMP Comedy Club

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, club, comedy, Daily check-in rewards, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineLaugh, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, special program, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds sing!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?

LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Enchantments Applied:	250
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9350	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Stats for December 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3