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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5407 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.
if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.
so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎
