AgingLikeFineWine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyTribute Hallelujah

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the zombies breakdance!

We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1

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Server Information
Server IP:	play.potatosmp.org
Server Version:	1.21.1

Features
Singapore Hosting
Bedrock Version Support 1.20.80+
Java Version Support 1.20+
Simple Voice Chat
Combat Log
Anticheat
TPA / Home
SPVP Zone
CPVP Zone
Community-Focused
No P2W

Server Settings
Difficulty: Hard
Nether Roof: Enabled
Bed Explosion: Disabled

World Borders
Overworld – 100,000 x 100,000
Nether – 12,500 x 12,5000
End – 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon)

Join our Discord for more info here

FAQs

How many active players are on the server?

There are currently a dozen or so active players on the server.

What versions of Minecraft are supported on the server?

The server supports Bedrock version 1.20.80+ and Java version 1.20+.

Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features like simple voice chat, combat log, anticheat, TPA / Home commands, SPVP and CPVP zones, and more.

What are the server’s world border sizes?

The Overworld has a border of 100,000 x 100,000, the Nether has a border of 12,500 x 12,500, and the End will have a border of 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon).

Is PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, there are designated PvP zones on the server for both survival and creative modes.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server prides itself on being non-pay-to-win, focusing on a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord server for more information and updates on the server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	112

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Farms Harvested:	560
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SonWarsCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

Adventure, Beach, BeachVsMountainsMC, beauty, Escape, Exploration, Hiking, Mountains, Nature, outdoors, Peace, Preference, Relaxation, sand, scenery, Serenity, smp, Sun, Tranquility, travel, vacation, Waves

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

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Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

Asia, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomatic, donetsk, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, International, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, News, north korean, OFFICER, relations, Revenge, sanctions, Tension, Tragedy, violence, War

join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

Alternate Realities, Anime, dark fantasy, Despair, emotional, friendship, homura akemi, Hope, Kyubey, Madoka, MadOOFka, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Rebellion, sacrifice, Sayaka Miki, smp, Tragedy, transformation, wish fulfillment, witches

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Emeralds Found:	1945
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyMineBrainz

Adaptability, analytical skills, cognitive abilities, comprehension, CraftyMineBrainz, creativity, critical thinking, emotional intelligence, intellectual skills, intelligence, knowledge retention, learning capabilities, logical reasoning, memory recall, mental capacity, Perception, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1