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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 8
Star Shards Collected: 104 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY