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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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