Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 308 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.
So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.
So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!
But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.
And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?
So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 295 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7366 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!
The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 255 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
