Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.
From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4187 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.
join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 188 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!
2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.
4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!
So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!
Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!
Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
