Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4116 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 51 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9282 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 123 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
