Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 194 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 4167 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
