Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Enchantments Applied: 138
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3785 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4021
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 100

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Potions Brewed: 61

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 367 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 137
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AGELIMC

    AGELIMC

    Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2944 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Bolt SMP

    Bolt SMP

    WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 386 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

    So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Enchantments Applied: 180
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

    /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1893
    Animals Bred: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

    SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

    Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

    So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyPainzMC

    CraftyPainzMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mines Excavated: 1609
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

    Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

    Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1087 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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