Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 160 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Villages Defended: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7933 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5857 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Villages Defended: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Animals Bred: 43
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Emeralds Found: 8564 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8295 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 147
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Emeralds Found: 9971

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 177181 Villages Defended: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9328 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7435

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • AGELIMC

    AGELIMC

    Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5778
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 638 Animals Bred: 175
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Bolt SMP

    Bolt SMP

    WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6743
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 204826
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

    So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Crops Grown: 3076 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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