Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Animals Bred: 159 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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