After Christians Die Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9470	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Star Shards Collected:	112
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	646538	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	9627
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	3141	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	921	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1647
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	150	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Girl Power Zone

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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3334	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.