Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 112
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Star Shards Collected: 89 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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