Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 3678

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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