Advanced Survival SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RoomieGF Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, awkward, Boundaries, check in, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, immature, Lease, living situation, Minecraft, nyc apartment, overstepping, passive aggressive, personal space, relationships, Respect, RoomieGF, roommate, Server, third wheel, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4012	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Void Gems Collected:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7092	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4769	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	3330	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	3431
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	59	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	1820

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	300
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Towns Built:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	523	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2925
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!