Advanced Survival SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	3131	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	2156	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2195
Potions Brewed:	86	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5236

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6437	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	233
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	4942	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4836
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	New Chunks Explored:	502206

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2854
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9685	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8230	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5