Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Star Shards Collected:	274	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9225	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	New Chunks Explored:	509840

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TestingTea

Survival

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hunger Games DeadCraft

The Hunger Games

Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Jail DeadCraft

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Skyblock Islands

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

– Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LegacyPVP

Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dan Power

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Raiding

DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: play.danpower.info

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MCBuffalo

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Magic Items Found:	8346

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.