Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1127

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

w00tCRAFT

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Towns Built:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	842
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20.4] Minewar is an amazing Freebuild & Survivial Minecraft Server! While being new we try to provide you the best experience in designing the ultimate servers for our players, you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • FREEBUILD• ECONOMY• CUSTOM ITEMS & ENCHANTMENTS and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Insane Crafters

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Farms Harvested:	855

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CastleCrafters

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StrikeCraft

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GermanysBaugrube

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.