Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ODD_Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome This server is a bit of a vanilla twist. I’m trying to keep the plugins as low -key and quality of lifeish as I can. Most features will be open right off the bat. I’m not big on rank locks and payed content. I am new to setting this stuff up so forgive me in advance XD. I’m willing to add and remove stuff if enough people want it. So come check us out the server it’s brand new and the groups just starting to form . Current Plugins Veinminer Crop ClickerGrief ProtectionJobs WIP

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Herocraft MMORPG

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

Level up and gain attribute points to spend. Customize your character as you level to obtain the game style you like. If you like Dungeon & Dragons and Minecraft this is the server for you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Libton-Craft

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	160
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	5340	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Emeralds Found:	7268

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.