So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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