Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Love Letters Sent: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Broadband Binge Craft

    Broadband Binge Craft
    Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

    Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

    Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

    Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GrampsGoneWildMC

    GrampsGoneWildMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

    CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP
    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Emeralds Found: 9187 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

    CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

    Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

    imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

    MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!
    Server IP mineward.net (1.20.4+)
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

    Overview:

    • ⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
    • 💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
    • 💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
    • 📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
    • 🎣 Catch leviathans!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I choose a class?

    To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

    2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

    Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

    3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

    Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

    4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

    To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

    5. How can I catch leviathans?

    To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Depression Escape Minecraft Server

    Depression Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Animals Bred: 31
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 50710
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Alien Abductions: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 177 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 129 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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