Absolute Vanilla Anarchy Survival (AVAS)

Absolute Vanilla Anarchy Survival (AVAS)

Absolute Vanilla Anarchy Survival, otherwise known as AVAS, is an anarchy server, meaning that there are minimal rules and few staff to intervene. There are no repercussions to griefing, hacking, and vulgar language. Server owner: d2k11

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

    End of Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

    Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

    New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

    But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 New Chunks Explored: 887645
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

    Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Unfriendly Minecraft Server

    Unfriendly Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

    2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

    3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

    4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

    So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 326

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

    White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

    Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

    Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

    Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

    We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

    Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

    Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

    So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9251 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Equal Rights Minecraft Server

    Equal Rights Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

    Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside
    Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Mahjong Server

    Crafty Mahjong Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness!

    Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.

    But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.

    And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

    ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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