AbandonedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Players Killed by Monsters:	1517
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Mines Excavated:	1360
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1165
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mines Excavated:	3237	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4284
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ores Mined:	8091	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Emeralds Found:	7025
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	292	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10