ResolutionCraft2022 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Votes:	6278

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7444	Farms Harvested:	297
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3153
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Votes:	7886

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5883	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	7153
Star Shards Collected:	86	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1918	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Farms Harvested:	330	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Votes:	1893	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	6362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5