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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	70
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	138	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Animals Bred:	88	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Potions Brewed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Votes:	2538	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	143
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ores Mined:	7407
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14