| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.
The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 1843 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Bullying | Treat all players with respect and kindness. |
| Respect Boundaries | Respect other players’ wishes. |
| No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission | Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. |
| No Nether Roof Travel | Travel only underneath the nether roof. |
| Type | Mod | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Server Side | Sodium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Lithium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Ledger | Grief protection |
| Server Side | Leaves Us In Peace | Faster leaf decay |
| Server and Client Side | Simple Voice Chat | Optional proximity chat |
| Server and Client Side | Universal Graves | Makes graves instead of dropping items |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. |
| Can I grief or steal from other players? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? | Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. |
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6190 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1238 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2679 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2622 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1725 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4285 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
