Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove that you’re a true adult by building giant phallic structures out of diamond blocks! Show off your maturity by engaging in intense debates about the best way to organize your chest full of dirt blocks. Only the most sophisticated players will understand the true depth of our server’s culture, like the time we had a formal ball where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head. So come join us and show the world just how grown-up you really are!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Enchantments Applied: 151
Astral Projections Made: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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