hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian missile decided to join! ya u heard me right, dis missile was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, imma blow up sum blocks and have a blast!” and den it went and attacked a children’s hospital in kyiv, like wtf man, even missiles wanna play on dis server! so if u wanna have a blast and blow up sum blocks like a missile, den join dis server now! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Holy Grails Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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