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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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