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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
New Chunks Explored: 211610 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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