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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 20 Secret Passages Found: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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