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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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