’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	362
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7197
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.