6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ores Mined:	9536
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7146
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2516
Farms Harvested:	221	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3949	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5422
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

Ancient, Ancient civilization, Ancient Romans, ancient rome, Civilization, Cooking, Culinary, culinary history, culture, Food, food history, History, Mediterranean, Oil, Olive, olive oil, olive oil scrapping, Román, Roman cuisine, Roman culture, Rome, Scrappers, Scrapping, Thoughts

join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	7520
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Left Handed Musician’s Brain

Brain, brain activity, brain development, brain pathways, brain plasticity, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive skills, creativity, Development, Handed, handedness, language development, language processing, Lateralization, left, left handed, linguistic abilities, Music, music cognition, Musicians, neuroscience, Unique

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Villages Defended:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

building, chunk resets, Claiming, Community, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Farmers, influence, Join, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, Other, Players, Powerful, question.., reborn, rulers, sanity, Server, Shopkeepers, swordsman, travelers, wizards

Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Travelers Reborn
Modpack	Modrinth
Current Players	10+
Main Features	Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What types of players are you looking for?	We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
What makes your server different?	Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
How can I join?	Join our Discord server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1