Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 79 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

    Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelPanic: Human Horrors

    PixelPanic: Human Horrors
    Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Mysticfox.de

    Mysticfox.de

    Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

    Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

    Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!
    Lostshard Overview
    Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
    Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
    Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
    Discord: Click here to join!
    IP: lostshard.club
    MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
    Features:
    • Magic / spellcasting
    • Skills and builds
    • PvP with custom combat
    • Clans
    • Plots / land claiming
    • Events
    • Active community

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard? No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
    Is the server active with events and community engagement? Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
    Can I claim land and build on this server? Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
    How can I join the Lostshard Discord server? You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 7758

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DeadbeatSisDrama

    DeadbeatSisDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

    Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • FiredFastMC SMP

    FiredFastMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2389

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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