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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Crops Grown: 9015 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

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