Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the true meaning of life after turning 30 – like how to properly mine diamonds without breaking a sweat, how to build the most epic castle in all the land, and how to tame a wild llama as your trusty steed. Trust us, you’ll never look at turning 30 the same way again once you’ve experienced the madness and mayhem of our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Animals Bred: 134
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

    Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Enchantments Applied: 282
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

    Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

    So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Runes Activated: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MagicMinecraftMadness

    MagicMinecraftMadness
    Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Banter Buddies

    Blocky Banter Buddies
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

    Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Ores Mined: 9269
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 308 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Emeralds Found: 487 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

    CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

    And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

    Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

    For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Potions Brewed: 97
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

    Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

    One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

    But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

    Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyNorsemen

    CraftyNorsemen
    Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

    But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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