Piss and sleep
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 192 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7487 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 673 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6160 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3345 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 141 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
