Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!
And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of furries who love to roleplay and create amazing art. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re out of this world!
So come join us on this wild ride of Stable Diffusion madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations). Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of possibilities in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the catbox – you never know what secrets it might hold!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.
But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!
What awaits you?
— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!
— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!
— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.
— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!
? What makes Realms Network stand out?
— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.
– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.
— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!
Join and start your journey today!
? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru
? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt
There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?
Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.
Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.
Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 946 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
