Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.
But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!
What awaits you?
— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!
— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!
— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.
— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!
? What makes Realms Network stand out?
— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.
– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.
— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!
Join and start your journey today!
? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru
? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt
There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4693 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?
Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.
Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.
Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 41 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your monitor will be jealous. With our insane audio output capabilities, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action. Don’t let your gaming experience suffer any longer – join us now and level up your audio game!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for epic battles against imaginary foes and build your own atheist paradise where logic and reason reign supreme. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of critical thinking on your side?
So come on, join us and let your atheist flag fly high! Let’s show those creepers and zombies that we don’t need a god to survive in this blocky world.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.
So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
