Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.
But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who dare to find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to ride the Diamond Sheep into battle will be granted invincibility and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
