Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Pros of being a pirate at sea on our server: – Unlimited access to rum (just don’t drink and mine, it’s a bad idea) – Plunder and pillage to your heart’s content without any pesky authorities getting in your way – Build your own pirate ship and sail the seven seas with your trusty crew of misfits – Engage in epic battles with other pirates for control of the treasure-filled islands
Cons of being a pirate at sea on our server: – Scurvy may be a real concern, so make sure to stock up on those vitamin C-rich foods – Krakens, sea monsters, and other mythical creatures may try to sink your ship (but hey, that’s just part of the fun) – Your parrot may develop a foul mouth from hanging around you and your crew too much – The occasional mutiny might happen, but hey, it keeps things interesting!
So what are ye waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the most notorious pirate to ever sail the digital seas! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re a lot scarier than any sea monster. Aye aye, captain!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4265 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is so advanced that we have a special police unit, Section Block, dedicated to investigating griefing crimes and solving mysterious disappearances in the pixelated world. Will you join us in this thrilling adventure, or will you be too scared to face the blocky truth?
Come on, don’t be a creeper – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mystery-solving experience! Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in the world of blocks and pixels.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden dungeon in the server where the rarest hair accessories can be found. From diamond-encrusted hair ties to enchanted hairbrushes, only the most stylish players will be able to uncover these treasures and show them off to the rest of the server.
So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing that matters is your building skills, come join us where your hairstyle is the key to victory. Who knew that a simple haircut could make or break a game?
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where unicorns roam freely, bacon grows on trees, and explosions are a daily occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the legendary Bacon King rules with an iron fist (made of bacon, of course).
But that’s not all – we also have a giant maze made entirely of cake, a rollercoaster that loops through the clouds, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil army of zombie llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, diamond armor for days, and a secret stash of TNT that will blow your mind (literally). Plus, our server is home to the legendary Tubmans, a group of players who are known for their insane building skills, epic PvP battles, and their love of pranking unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Tubman legacy. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from giant chickens raining from the sky to a zombie apocalypse that will have you running for your life. Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep overlords. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their coup d’état? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and are causing chaos all over the server. Ride alongside them on their motorcycles as they pull off daring stunts and evade capture by the authorities.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in the Kitsune Guuji Edition!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all, folks! We have Sonic Rumble, Sonic the Hedgehog 3 – Official Trailer, and even a Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special! And if you’re feeling creative, check out our booru for Sonic OCs or join our Pixel World to show off your building skills!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as fast-paced and exciting as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s speed through Minecraft together!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was greeted by a talking rose. Yes, you heard that right, a TALKING ROSE! This rose led the player on an epic quest to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, all while battling evil mobs and dodging lava traps. And let me tell you, the player had the time of their life!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken around spawn. Yes, you read that correctly, a UNICORN RIDING A CHICKEN!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to show your rose and get a response!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue with their trusty diamond pickaxes and enchanted swords.
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly evolving and changing, with new surprises around every corner. One time, a giant pink unicorn spawned in the middle of the spawn area and started shooting rainbows at everyone. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our actors are instructed to do crazy motion movements with their joycons, making gameplay more hilarious than ever. Plus, we’ve got soccer superstar Neymar on board, kicking goals and building houses like a pro.
No info on games or reveal trailers here, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of badass female gamers who are ready to take on anything that comes their way. From building massive castles to battling dragons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And forget about those other servers that only focus on manifesting and having higher standards. Here, we’re all about kicking butt and taking names. So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures to show those white supremacists who’s boss. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual zombies and skeletons – they’re basically stand-ins for the oppressive system we’re fighting against.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels where you can plot your revolution, hidden treasure chests filled with resources to help you in your quest, and even a virtual army of allies ready to stand by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s take down white supremacy, one block at a time!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in nothing but leather armor start dancing provocatively around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with… interesting activities.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gao, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that Gao will give you the power to control the weather, spawn in any item you desire, or even turn yourself into a giant chicken.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you explore a world of erotic roleplay, encounter mysterious creatures, and unleash your wildest fantasies all in one place? Come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans await you!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a cosmic battle between ninjas and evil spirits. You’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to survive and come out on top. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of crazy weapons and tools to help you along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special character banner featuring Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. These characters are not your average Minecraft mobs – they’re fierce warriors ready to take on any challenge.
But wait, there’s more! We also have light cone banners with Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. These banners will give you the power to unleash devastating attacks on your enemies and dominate the battlefield.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 82 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
