Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 536155 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 6960 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
”’Explore our insane world!”’
Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?
”’Join for the epic events!”’
Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?
But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.
Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.
Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
