Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 881 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 162 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
”’Explore our insane world!”’
Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?
”’Join for the epic events!”’
Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
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| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?
But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.
Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.
Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?
Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!
But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.
And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.
But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?
So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
