27 & Still Crafting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the old creepy grandpa in class? Looking for a new adventure where you can mingle with legal teenage pussy (18+)? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and maybe even find some legal teenage pussy (18+) to chat with. Who knows, you might even become the cool kid on campus with your epic Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to finding legal teenage pussy (18+) in the virtual world. Who said college couldn’t be fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Emeralds Found:	9797	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SchizoCraft: Where you’re always switching between being a pro and a noob!

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions as you constantly alternate between being a doomer and an improover. One minute you’ll be building a beautiful castle, feeling like the king of the world, and the next you’ll be hiding in a hole, convinced that the creepers are out to get you. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just survive long enough to tell the tale of your epic Minecraft journey.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Asuka’s Chip-tastic Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: Asuka, the legendary potato chip connoisseur, is snacking away while building a giant potato chip castle. And guess what? You can join her on this epic adventure! But wait, there’s more – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground potato chip mine filled with rare flavors waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the potato chip madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blockwatch: Where Creeper Kills are Play of the Game

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Are you tired of being banned for accidentally setting fire to the entire village with your lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all Chuds with open arms! We believe in second chances, third chances, heck, even fourth chances! So come on back and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban hammer, but let’s not dwell on that). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some more hilarious memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Void Gems Collected:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kenyan Invasion: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where we have a unique theme inspired by the wild adventures of Kenya invading Haiti with 60 million dollars! Who knew Minecraft could get so political?

Embark on quests to find hidden treasures in Haiti, battle it out with other players to claim your territory, and see if Kenya really puts their money where their mouth is in this crazy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to meet the elusive Minecraft version of the Kenyan president leading the charge. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Respawn Rodeo: Where Dying is Just Another Way to Say Hello

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Are you tired of worshipping all the wrong things in life? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from your existential crisis! Join us and worship the almighty block, the one true ruler of the virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?

So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	819974	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

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Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	296	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Void Armor Forged:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

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Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”