Are you tired of holding onto that 1btc since 2017 and not knowing what to do with it? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can trade that 1btc for in-game diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it that he can summon a herd of creepers with just a flick of his wrist.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where we host weekly llama races, giant chicken jousting tournaments, and even have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Runes Activated: 8
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dimension Hops: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3420 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 258 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2888 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7975 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5717 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mines Excavated: 3356
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

    NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General
    Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

    Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

    Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCaregiver

    CraftyCaregiver
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

    We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

    So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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