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| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.
And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.
So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1555 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7682 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 122 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 440 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
