🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8455
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

New Minecraft Servers

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr8.bear-land.net

Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5162	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Anime Fans Minecraft SMP: Comforting Cliches & Tropes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	6337	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMP? Are you ready for some mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures, like riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of a potato that comes to life and starts dancing the Macarena. Our server is full of surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Plus, we have a community of anime fans who are always ready to debate the most controversial plot points and character arcs. You’ll never hear the phrase “it’s just shock value” on our server because we embrace the unexpected and celebrate the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

PixelQuest WildRealms

Adventure, building, Catching, Collaborative, Community, Environment, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Magic, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Towny, Trading

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to PixelQuest WildRealms This is a Minecraft server founded by two friends, Kamryn and Oliver, who share a passion for gaming, community, and fun!

What is this? What started as a simple idea between two friends has grown into a vibrant community where players can connect, explore, and enjoy the magic of Pixelmon together. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or catch them all, there’s something for everyone in this immersive and friendly environment.

Why PixelQuest WildRealms is Special: Community First: It’s not just about gameplay; it’s about contributing to the community, having fun and creating friendships. Inclusive for All: Whether you’re a seasoned/experienced player or just starting out, you’re welcome here! Collaborative Fun: Trade, battle, and explore with players from around the world.

Kamryn and Oliver have worked hard to make this server a unique experience, combining the best mods, features, and custom mechanics to ensure the fun never stops. Profits go directly back into the server, ensuring smooth gameplay and continuous improvements.

So, jump in, make friends, and become part of the PixelQuest WildRealms family! The adventure awaits! Let’s make this journey unforgettable—together.

142.4.206.223:25575

Pixel Pals – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our staff overseer is a squid who has overrun the server with alien insects and robots, all in the name of spreading democracy. Join us in this 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter where you’ll fight against hordes of creatures while trying to liberate planets and the entire galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! The first Helldivers game was actually the inspiration for this server, where players had to use Magicka-like mechanics to survive. Now, with HELLDIVERS 2, the stakes are even higher and the chaos is even greater.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter some urban legends or truth enforcers along the way. See you in the game!

Party Mom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Emeralds Found:	4511	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments! Our server is so crazy, even your mom from the 90s would want to join in on the fun. From flipping the bird to making questionable gestures in the background, our community is always up to something outrageous. So come on, join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Scientists looking into attractiveness Minecraft server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of being told there’s no hope for you, white guys? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, fair-skinned players are the most alluring! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with beautiful fair-skinned women who will be drawn to you like moths to a flame. And for the ladies, we’ve got a plethora of dark and mysterious men just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Join us and defy the laws of attraction in the most ridiculous way possible!

Who Wins Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	76
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	652	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Who wins is not just a question, it’s a challenge to survive the absolute madness that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building ridiculous structures, and engaging in epic battles for the title of ultimate champion. One time, someone built a giant chicken statue that laid explosive eggs everywhere, causing chaos and laughter in equal measure.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their prize. Rumor has it that one player found a hidden bunker filled with diamonds, only to accidentally trigger a TNT trap and blow it all up!

If you think you have what it takes to survive the insanity and come out on top, then join us on Who wins! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes.

What are Minecraft servers like Nova Anarchy ?

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

2b2t: Known as one of the oldest and most infamous anarchy servers in Minecraft, 2b2t offers a similar experience to Nova Anarchy with its lack of rules and emphasis on total freedom for players.
Constantiam: Another popular anarchy server, Constantiam boasts a large and active player base, as well as frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.
Minewind: With a focus on survival and PvP gameplay, Minewind offers a challenging anarchy experience for players who enjoy testing their skills against others in a lawless environment.
EarthMC: For those who prefer a server with a bit more structure, EarthMC offers a unique geopolitical simulation experience within the Minecraft world, allowing players to create and manage their own nations.
9b9t: Similar to 2b2t, 9b9t is a long-standing anarchy server with a dedicated community of players who enjoy the freedom to build, explore, and compete without restrictions.

nova-anarchy.net

BrootTime server Minecraft

atmosphere, BrootTime, Community, Competitions, cooperation, donation system, Events, Friendly, gameplay, joint projects, Minecraft, Moderators, Prizes, PvP, recognition, Server, Stability, Support, Tournaments, Unique

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

? Welcome to the Minecraft BrootTime server! ?Are you looking for a unique Minecraft experience? Then you definitely need to check out BrootTime! Our team has created the perfect place for players, where everyone will find something special.? What makes us different?

Unique Gameplay: Experience our special game modes that make every session unique. Join in exciting PvP battles!Friendly Community: We have an atmosphere of friendship and cooperation! Meet like-minded people, participate in joint projects and create unforgettable memories.Regular events and competitions: Every month we hold exciting tournaments, competitions for the best buildings and other exciting events! Win prizes and get recognition!Donation system without Pay-to-Win: Support the server and get unique useful things, but our players can enjoy the gameplay without having to spend money.Support and stability: We are always in touch! Our team of moderators guarantees safety and a comfortable time on the server. Play without lags and technical glitches!? Join us! ?Create your own world, compete with other players and enjoy everything we have to offer. Visit BrootTime and become part of our wonderful community!? We are waiting for you! Don’t miss the chance to become part of BrootTime!

mc.BrootTime.ru

Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Love Letters Sent:	5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the 90’s Christmas vibes to the virtual world of Chicago! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus himself is a regular player on our server, and he gives out diamond gifts to all the good little miners out there. Rumor has it he even rides a sleigh pulled by creepers!

2. Our spawn point is a giant snow globe filled with magical snow that gives you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like walking in a winter wonderland on steroids!

3. The Grinch occasionally tries to sabotage our server by stealing all the diamonds, but don’t worry, our players always team up to defeat him and save Christmas. It’s like a holiday-themed action movie, but in block form!

4. We have a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a gang of mischievous elves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our 90’s Christmas Chicago server, where the holiday spirit is always alive and the adventures are never-ending! Let’s make Minecraft merry again!

Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	212643
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9034	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.