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| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5241 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.
But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!
Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9271 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!
zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”
so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!
✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4
✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans
⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp
⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7450 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.
Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.
Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3809 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!
So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥
Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫
Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 170 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
